Forget about “Elf on the Shelf,” that mischievous little fun-sucker.
Dena Blizzard, aka “One Funny Mother” came up with a way better, adult-version shelf sitter; “Shiraz on the Shelf.”
It’s like Dena is IN MY HEAD with this.
According to the One Funny Mother website, “Shiraz on the Shelf” sells for $29.99 and includes a wine glass and the “the most perfect Christmas poem ever.”
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, right? Not completely. Just like Shiraz, it is kind of dry because the box is EMPTY.
Yea, the wine is not included. This is so brilliant; selling an empty box, a wine glass and an inappropriate poem for thirty bucks plus shipping. Why didn’t I think of this?