Image from Facebook/Neptune Township Police Department.
It’s No Joke: A Pig and a Police Officer and a Dunkin' Donuts
"Yes, we at the Neptune Township Police Department are well aware of the irony, but this is the truth."
Police officers in New Jersey responded to a report of a loose pig running near Route 33 and Route 35 in Neptune Township.
Upon arrival, Officer Thomas Blewitt found the pig running “hog-wild, most likely looking for an evening coffee and donut from Dunkin Donuts.” He named the pig "Pork Roll."
The cop jokes continue.
According to the department’s Facebook page, the hog was taken into custody for questions, given a job application and taken away by the local SPCA until picked up by his owner.